I don't do these often but This one looked interesting

stolen from

All bold listed below are true in the FIRST part--if they were true for both, they would not be stereotypes.

- I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
- I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
- I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
- I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
- I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
- I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (culturally, not religiously!)
- I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
- I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
- I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
- I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
- I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
- I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
- I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
- I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
- I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
- I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
- I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
- I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
- I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
- I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
- I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
- I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
- I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming
like a savage.
- I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
- I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
- I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
- I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
- I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
- I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
- I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
- I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (XD I've actually been called a "Closet Goth" before because I wear black and like fantasy)
- I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
- I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
- I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
- I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
- I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
- I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
- I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
- I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
- I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
- I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
- I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
- I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
- I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
- I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
- I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
- I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
- I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
- I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
- I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
- I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
- I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
- I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
- I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
- I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
- I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
- I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
- I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
- I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
- I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
- I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
- I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
- I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
- I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
- I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
- I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
- I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
- I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
- I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
- I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
- I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
- I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
- I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
- I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
- I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
- I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
- I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (D8 I hate it when people think this)
- I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
- I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
- I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
- My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
- I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
- I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
- I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
- I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
- I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
- I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
- I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
- I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
- I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
- I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
- I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
- I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
- I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
- I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
- I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
- I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
- I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
- I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
- I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
- I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
- I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
- I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
- I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
- I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
- I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
- I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
- I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
- I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
- I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
- I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
- I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
- I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
- I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
- I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
- I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
- I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
- I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
- I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
- I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
- I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
- I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
- I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
- I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
- I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
- I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
- I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
- I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
- I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
- I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
- I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
- I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
- I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
- I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
- I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
- I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
- I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
- I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
- I HATE RAP music so I MUST not fit in.
- I move around ALOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
- I call my friends GOOD LOOKING so I MUST be Lesbian.
- I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough.
- I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST not listen to GOOD MUSIC.
- I live in a RURAL AREA with horses and farms, I MUST be a stupid, back-water HICK.
- I collect KNIVES, I MUST be a psycho killer. (.... I actually wish I could collect knives and swords, but my mom's afraid of them :F)
- I believe in FAIRIES AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

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